The old pilot

An old Marine Pilot sat down in a Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.
    
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, “Are you a real pilot?”
    
He replied, “Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first it was Stearmans, then the early Grummans, flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars.

I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?”
    
“I'm a lesbian, she said. “I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women.  It seems like everything makes me think about naked women.”
    

The two sat sipping in silence.
    
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, "Are you a real pilot?"
    
“Always thought I was,” he replied, “but I just found out that I'm a lesbian.”