Today was injection number four and the nurse asked how I was feeling.
'OK', I said, 'should I be feeling any different?'
'I've heard', she said, 'that Madonna's dancers, before they go on tour, have vitamin B12 injections and some people have said it makes them feel much more 'energetic'.'
I mentioned this to Jan when I got home and she said, 'I've not noticed any difference, you still seem bone idle to me.'
Charming.
It takes a frontal lobotomy to change one's personality, I believe !!
ReplyDeleteI'll stick to the injections.
ReplyDeleteCan you do frontal lobotomies at home?
ReplyDeleteJan, with the right kitchen knife, anything is possible !!
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