Monday, March 7, 2011
You've left it where?
I couldn't believe it.
I'm partial to a bit of chocolate. I think my doctor once said that's it's good for diabetes, or something like that, and ever since I've had the odd nibble.
So, last night, I started to hunt for some and eventually had to give up and ask the oracle because she knows everything and in particular where the chocolate is likely to be stored.
'Oh,' she said, 'you put me under so much pressure not to have too much to carry with us in the cars on the drive back that it was sent with the removal men.'
Can you believe that?
Then, to cap it all, I asked the same oracle what she'd done with my lifesaving medicine. The stuff that I have to take because I eat chocolate and she said,
'Er, I think that I've left it in the fridge in France. Sorry.'
Methinks that the oracle has an agenda here and I'm determined to find out what it is. I might even have to start doing some of this stuff myself.