Since I've been back, I've noticed a bit of trend of me being treated as an old git. And I don't think I like it or at least I haven't been able to take advantage of it yet.
OK, so I might be old and I might be a git but purleese not both at the same time.
I was sitting in the waiting room at the cottage hospital in Ripon today waiting for an appointment with the ophthalmologist. As I sat there waiting my turn I looked at the other waiters (waitees?) and noticed that they were all old. Like really old.
Christ am I getting lumped into the same category? I'm a youth, at least mentally and I don't think I look like some of the old biddies sitting there. Maybe I do. (You do - Ed)
I gotta take a close look at how I dress and throw away my walking sticks (just kidding) and even consider buying a bottle of Grecian 2000.
Mind you, as I've always said, 'would you ever trust a man who dies his hair?' Not me bro'.
You've always been old to me
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