Looking down the Queen's Birthday Honours List today, I failed yet again to spot my name. Admittedly there are lots of names and the writing's very small so it would be easy to miss. So I checked it again. Nothing.
What's with this list anyway? If you don't make it this time then it's no big deal. That's what my therapist said to me but in any case I'll check it again next year.
Like my Premium Bond, I know it will come up one day.
You know I've got £75 in premium bonds bought for me by an Aunt when I was about 5. Not one bloody number has ever come up... not one sodding £ of winnings. I smell a fix.
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