I want one

I woke early this morning full of boredom excitement at the forthcoming events. The news was pushed aside for more tedious coverage of the wedding.
The highlight for me so far has been the interview with Claire Jones the royal harpist to Prince Charles (yes you read that right).
She stood there at 07.25 in a strapless evening gown, plugging the shops and jewellers that had lent her her outfit and she won't actually do anything until some time this afternoon.
It was a seminal moment for me because in a blinding flash of light I realised that I wanted my own harpist. In fact I think that every family should have one.