Conversation from yesterday's post reminded me that as far back as 2005, when I was taking a pop at the newly elected pope, that I was thinking about starting a new religion
That probably makes me a prophet.
Anyway, I've been too busy to do anything about it (you don't seem to realise how long it takes to get a religion up and running) but I'm now minded to get it back on track.
Join me brothers and sisters. Redemption is at hand. Send me your daughters and a few quid and I'll take care of everything. Promise.
I'm refusing to be the Pompette - I want equal rights!
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ReplyDelete... but it looks like even bloody disciples are coming with conditions now!
You will have to be The Pompessa. Far more appropriate. Besides which pompette sounds too much like strumpet, people might get the wrong impression.
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