The truth will out

With all the thefts of copper cabling being reported at the moment there's soon going to be none left in Yorkshire.
The first time that I heard about this type of activity was when we lived in the village of Cannes (30) in France. I thought it was so funny that they'd come and steal the phone lines during the middle of the night. But I have a theory. My theory is that it's still the French.
It's what the French onion sellers get up to when they've sold all their onions. In order to make the trip much more profitable, the supply lorries come laden with more onions and then go back full of copper cabling. Simples.


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