There I was, making idle conversation and all I said was,
"How are you getting on with your Vitamiracle rejuvenating body butter from the Champneys Collection? It contains a rich, non-greasy blend of vitamins, butters and natural extracts for softer, smoother, younger looking skin (probably a bit too much to ask there!)."
Well, if looks could kill. She just froze me out.
I'm gonna have to think of something else to start a bloody conversation. Bugger.
How would you feel if Jan started a conversation with: I say darling, how did you get on with that super dooper expensive new electric drill, the one that gets shelves put up with no fuss, no swearing and all done and tidied away in less than an hour?
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Slightly sexist but Plausible ........
ReplyDelete... does he know what a drill does?
Very plausible..............he has got a super dooper drill but doesn't really know what it's for ...................I'm waiting for him to confuse it with the hair dryer!
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