"Do you remember this?" she said.
"It took me years to get a bloke to walk out of my left ear," I said.
"Don't be stupid," she said, "It was your butch Italian phase, and as soon as I said you looked like Pavarotti you shaved the beard."
"Nah," I said, "it was when some bloke came up to me and asked me to sing Nessun Dorma that did it."
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ReplyDeleteI would say that you are the love child of Andrea Bocelli and Terry Venebles... ;o)
ReplyDeleteHi Caro, I'd agree if it were possible. Love to all.
ReplyDeleteYou do look sort of "butch" in this... I'd have to agree with Jan. It also looks like you have smoke coming out the top of your head... sort of like Vesuvius erupting. It's all very creative.
ReplyDeleteBloody hell I didn't notice the smoke. So there you have it, a man walking out of your ear whilst your head erupts. Do you know how difficult that is?
ReplyDeleteno more difficult than being the product of a one night stand between venebles and bocelli... ;o)
ReplyDelete... and just a touch of Eric Cantona.
ReplyDeleteYou guys seem a little confused. We're talking about a male only gang bang here!
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